1. How did we end up here
When you lied on your resume but got the job anyway
2. Eating trash & sinning: my 2 fav things
3. Best exterminators in the business
It's like one of those sticky hands except it can love you back
4. Crabby patty irl
5. Besties for the resties
6. Dad: 1
New dad lore dropped
7. Disney princess irl
8. Dolphin zoomies
9. He flop
10. He just wants to fix the soup!
11. He’s keeping Chippy safe
12. His neck’s a little short but we’ll let it slide
13. I’m forseeing a Romeo and Juliet situation here
14. Kids will be kids
Think the sheep feels like he’s getting a free message?
15. Man: 1, Bear: 0
The driver was bearly even fazed…
16. Me and who?
17. My toxic trait is I would keep all of them
18. Oh to be a moose frolicking in the sun. Family trip to Walmart
19. Suddenly I’m wide awake
20. The question is who conditioned who?
21. The shock I experienced when an actual giraffe popped up 😭
22. This is your sign to compliment every Asian Water Monitor you come across
23. Yes I’m working….. Working on myself 🥱
24. You have been chosen
25. You wanna see some real speed?